Dreams

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

syriacqueen:

comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.

I love this girl

Looking pretty cute in my overalls if I do say so myself. In Florida for the week on vacation. So excited to see Disney princesses tomorrow!!

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

sailoreverything:

How cute!!!

sailoreverything:

How cute!!!

booty-pioneer:

I do. I do want the b.

booty-pioneer:

I do. I do want the b.

flavorbutt:

shadow-of-a-whisper:

neutralcomputer:

mybrainsleaking:

happy-healthy-and-fit:

toots-toots:

Things that DO NOT define your self worth

  1. Jean size
  2. Relationship status
  3. Absence or presence of a thigh gap
  4. What others think of you

5. Your grades

6. Eating people

7. amount of times charged for murder

8. amount of porn you read

9. Amount of times you’ve masturbated today